- •К.В.Голубина
- •Introduction the cultural impact of a foreign text
- •Unit 1. Think global, speak local (Tape)
- •Unit 2. Basic brit-think and ameri-think
- •The most important things to know
- •1. I’m gonna live for ever
- •2. New is good
- •3. Never forget you’ve got a choice
- •4. Smart money
- •5. The consensus society
- •‘Them ‘n Us’
- •(Brian Walden The London Standard)
- •6. ‘Me-think’ vs. ‘We-think’
- •7. Good Guys and Bad Guys
- •Comprehension
- •Language practice
- •Speaking
- •Writing
- •Unit 3. Brits and yanks abroad
- •Amer-Executive
- •Ameri-wife
- •Brits on us hols ... A word of warning
- •A Brit goes Stateside
- •Mrs Brit
- •Brit groovettee
- •Us / uk guide to naffness-avoidance: What not to do in each other’s countries
- •Comprehension
- •Language practice
- •Shopping (uk)
- •Speaking
- •Writing
- •Unit 4. Strictly business
- •Succeeding in business
- •Intimidation and desks
- •Comprehension
- •Language practice
- •Speaking
- •Writing
- •Unit 5. Brits and yanks at home Home as backdrop
- •Home as bolt-hole (‘Don’t tell anyone I live here’)
- •1. For the affluent, aspirational, or upwardly mobile:
- •2. For everyone else:
- •Some like it hot
- •Brits on heat
- •Ordeal by water
- •Beddy-bye
- •American dreams
- •Closet needs
- •Comprhension
- •Language practice
- •Speaking
- •Writing
- •Unit 6. Going places (Film)
- •Unit 7. What do they aspire to? ‘Having It All’
- •Brit soap
- •Strike it rich
- •Success story Double standards
- •Nothing succeeds like success
- •Failure: Anglo-American excuses Making dramas out of crises
- •Delegating blame: ‘It’sa notta myfault!’
- •Bouncing back Recovery from adversity
- •Set-backs
- •Comprehension
- •Language practice
- •Speaking
- •Writing
- •The Neasden connection ... Place-names
- •Comprehension
- •Language practice
- •Writing
- •Unit 9. Patriotism (Multi-media support available)
- •Eco-chauvinism
- •Buy British:
- •Dollar allegiance … big bucks
- •Pound of flesh
- •Comprehension
- •Language practice
- •Speaking
- •Writing
- •Unit 10. The establishment
- •The Brit-Establishment includes anyone who:
- •It does not include such instruments of the Establishment as:
- •Amer-Establishment
- •America’s Haute-Establishment – Anyone who:
- •Comprehension
- •Language practice
- •Speaking
- •Writing
- •Unit 11. Yes, prime minister. The smoke screen (Film)
- •Unit 12. A better class of foreigner ‘Foreigner’
- •The foreign menace
- •British league-table of foreigners (reading from most to least reliable)
- •Comprehension
- •Language practice
- •Speaking
- •Writing
- •Unit 13. Class The thorny question of Class Gotta Lotta Class
- •If you are a Brit, you will vote Labour if:
- •If you are a Brit, you will vote Conservative if:
- •If you are a Brit, you will vote Liberal, sdp, or sdp-Lib. Alliance if:
- •Class Act
- •Comprehension
- •Language practice
- •Speaking
- •Writing
- •Unit 14. Only fools and horses (Film)
- •Unit 15. The food connection
- •Eating in Britain: Things that confuse American tourists
- •The importance of sharing
- •Brit guide to Ameri-portions
- •British/american food
- •Unit 17. The importance of being cute
- •Other cosy things Brits do
- •1. Extol the amateur
- •2. Obstruct mPs
- •3. Fill their national newspapers with ‘Around America’ columns
- •4. Cultivate their gardens
- •Comprehension
- •Language practice
- •Speaking
- •Writing
- •Unit 18. Goods and services Consumer durables and vice versa
- •Conspicuous Ameri-consumption:
- •Attacking the problem
- •Example:
- •Comprehension
- •Language practice
- •Speaking
- •Writing
- •Unit19. Doctor doctor Medicine
- •Moi first, doc
- •Doctors
- •Perfect Brit patients
- •The perfect Ameri-patient
- •Comprehension
- •Language practice
- •Speaking
- •Writing
- •Unit 20. Laws of the lands
- •Comprehension and language
- •Unit 21. Rumpole and the age of miracles (Film)
- •Unit 22. Judging a nation by its television Meet the Press: The media we deserve
- •Ameri-vision: You are what you watch
- •Brit-tv: They’re watching me
- •You are what you read
- •1. Brit tabloids are more explicit.
- •2. Brit papers declare political affiliations.
- •3. Yanks don’t have national newspapers.
- •Snigger Press
- •The international co-production deal: Brit-mogul meets Yank-mogul
- •The 8 commandments of international co-production
- •Comprehension
- •Language practice
- •Speaking
- •Writing
- •Unit 23. Good sport
- •Fair play
- •American football is:
- •Brit-footie is:
- •Comprehension
- •Language practice
- •Speaking
- •Unit 24. Oxford blues (Film)
- •Unit 25. Humour travels? Transatlantic laughs:
- •To be funny in America, you have to be:
- •To be funny in Britain, you have to:
- •Comprehension
- •Unit 28. One foot in the grave (Film)
- •Unit 29. East-enders (Film)
- •Unit 30. The final solution: or, whatreally counts
- •1. The Royal Family
- •2. The Pub
- •Double raspberry ripple to go
- •Appendix I The Special Relationship
- •Yanks (on brits)
- •Brits (on yanks)
- •Appendix II Glossary of us-uk equivalents
- •Glossary (and translation) of Anglo-American weather terms american
- •British
- •Appendix III The ones that don’t translate
- •Appendix IV The very, very best things in America
- •The best of British
- •Contents:
Appendix IV The very, very best things in America
A telephone system which works, and has: (a) the same number of digits whether you’re dialling Philly or Fresno, and (b) operators who seem to know all the letters in the alphabet.
Electrical goods sold complete with plugs, which will run off any outlet in the country. Standardized ‘screw-in’ light-bulbs to take the guesswork out of shopping.
Discount drugstores (open 24 hours).
Watchable breakfast TV.
The only drinkable skimmed milk in the world.
The world’s best ice cream (sorry, Italians).
The world’s best cheesecake (sorry, Germans).
Automatic ice-water on restaurant tables.
Fahrenheit temperatures, inches, feet and yards.
Hospital buildings which do not increase the mortality rate by depressing patients to death.
A healthy number of medical malpractice suits, which keep doctors on their toes.
Washcloths in hotel bedrooms.
Ted Koppel, the world’s best television interviewer.
Zillions of places where you can get it wholesale ... whatever it is.
Shops and department stores which take returns without moving on to a war footing.
Best, cheapest and most competitive domestic airline system in the world.
World’s most entertaining political campaigns (money no object).
The existence of genuine summer.
Grocery shopping-bags made of tough, strong paper. Supermarket packers who fill them for you, then carry them to your car.
Bathrooms with shower-power. (Brit shower-heads are for decorative purposes only.)
Unleaded gas (for sale at popular prices).
Hot toast for breakfast (no toast-racks) and unlimited refills on coffee.
Intuitive understanding of how to treat a hamburger.
Giant, frost-free refrigerators with ice-cube dispensers on the outside.
Central heating systems that mean business.
Waitresses who take an interest, and will really discuss with you whether you’re going to enjoy the blintzes more with sour cream or cinnamon.
Sports events still attended by ‘families’, and people who have not done time for G.B.H.
The ability to mix a good cocktail (this is unique on the planet).
The best of British
A postal system which works. Most first-class letters arrive within 24 hours of posting. Delays of more than 48 hours are taken as evidence of social breakdown, and the Government offers to resign.
Understanding of the restorative value of tea with milk at teatime.
London’s black cabs. Clean, plenty of headroom, all doors convincingly attached, and drivers who know the way.
Wake-up alarm calls which can be booked.
World’s cleverest shop-window displays.
World’s best and most stylish TV commercials.
Milk delivered daily to the doorstep.
Doctors who still make housecalls (off-set by chemists who won’t open at night or on weekends so you can fill the prescription).
World’s grooviest and most inventive hairdressers (pink highlights, madame?).
Upholstered seats in London tubes.
Best Italian restaurants of any city in the world, including Rome.
Best Indian restaurants of any city in the world, including Delhi.
Some of the world’s best theatres, and tickets which are still cheap(ish)
Great bookstores, cut-price paperbacks.
City streets which are safe(ish).
The survival of the traditional English nanny (which has ensured the survival of the 2-career family).
The only significant gay population not yet decimated by AIDS.
Police who, as a rule, do not carry guns, and have lots of friends who help them with their inquiries.
High interest-rates on ordinary deposit accounts.
Real town-houses in the centres of big cities, some still in single-family occupation.
Truly prurient gossip-columns appearing daily in respectable national newspapers.
National newspapers.
Public transport systems that do.
Preference for real wool carpet (100%) at prices which stop just short of ludicrous.
Wonderful parks, where civic authorities indulge the public fascination for plant-life.
World’s most beautiful traditional ‘prams’. Won’t fold away and store in cars, but perfect for wheeling baby-Brits through world’s most beautiful parks.
Appreciation of cream. Cream cakes, clotted cream teas, coffee with real cream, strawbs with cream at Wimbledon. Liquid double cream poured liberally over your already obscenely fattening fudge cake.
Harrods and Harvey Nichols (where most British women would like to be forced to remain under house-arrest).