- •К.В.Голубина
- •Introduction the cultural impact of a foreign text
- •Unit 1. Think global, speak local (Tape)
- •Unit 2. Basic brit-think and ameri-think
- •The most important things to know
- •1. I’m gonna live for ever
- •2. New is good
- •3. Never forget you’ve got a choice
- •4. Smart money
- •5. The consensus society
- •‘Them ‘n Us’
- •(Brian Walden The London Standard)
- •6. ‘Me-think’ vs. ‘We-think’
- •7. Good Guys and Bad Guys
- •Comprehension
- •Language practice
- •Speaking
- •Writing
- •Unit 3. Brits and yanks abroad
- •Amer-Executive
- •Ameri-wife
- •Brits on us hols ... A word of warning
- •A Brit goes Stateside
- •Mrs Brit
- •Brit groovettee
- •Us / uk guide to naffness-avoidance: What not to do in each other’s countries
- •Comprehension
- •Language practice
- •Shopping (uk)
- •Speaking
- •Writing
- •Unit 4. Strictly business
- •Succeeding in business
- •Intimidation and desks
- •Comprehension
- •Language practice
- •Speaking
- •Writing
- •Unit 5. Brits and yanks at home Home as backdrop
- •Home as bolt-hole (‘Don’t tell anyone I live here’)
- •1. For the affluent, aspirational, or upwardly mobile:
- •2. For everyone else:
- •Some like it hot
- •Brits on heat
- •Ordeal by water
- •Beddy-bye
- •American dreams
- •Closet needs
- •Comprhension
- •Language practice
- •Speaking
- •Writing
- •Unit 6. Going places (Film)
- •Unit 7. What do they aspire to? ‘Having It All’
- •Brit soap
- •Strike it rich
- •Success story Double standards
- •Nothing succeeds like success
- •Failure: Anglo-American excuses Making dramas out of crises
- •Delegating blame: ‘It’sa notta myfault!’
- •Bouncing back Recovery from adversity
- •Set-backs
- •Comprehension
- •Language practice
- •Speaking
- •Writing
- •The Neasden connection ... Place-names
- •Comprehension
- •Language practice
- •Writing
- •Unit 9. Patriotism (Multi-media support available)
- •Eco-chauvinism
- •Buy British:
- •Dollar allegiance … big bucks
- •Pound of flesh
- •Comprehension
- •Language practice
- •Speaking
- •Writing
- •Unit 10. The establishment
- •The Brit-Establishment includes anyone who:
- •It does not include such instruments of the Establishment as:
- •Amer-Establishment
- •America’s Haute-Establishment – Anyone who:
- •Comprehension
- •Language practice
- •Speaking
- •Writing
- •Unit 11. Yes, prime minister. The smoke screen (Film)
- •Unit 12. A better class of foreigner ‘Foreigner’
- •The foreign menace
- •British league-table of foreigners (reading from most to least reliable)
- •Comprehension
- •Language practice
- •Speaking
- •Writing
- •Unit 13. Class The thorny question of Class Gotta Lotta Class
- •If you are a Brit, you will vote Labour if:
- •If you are a Brit, you will vote Conservative if:
- •If you are a Brit, you will vote Liberal, sdp, or sdp-Lib. Alliance if:
- •Class Act
- •Comprehension
- •Language practice
- •Speaking
- •Writing
- •Unit 14. Only fools and horses (Film)
- •Unit 15. The food connection
- •Eating in Britain: Things that confuse American tourists
- •The importance of sharing
- •Brit guide to Ameri-portions
- •British/american food
- •Unit 17. The importance of being cute
- •Other cosy things Brits do
- •1. Extol the amateur
- •2. Obstruct mPs
- •3. Fill their national newspapers with ‘Around America’ columns
- •4. Cultivate their gardens
- •Comprehension
- •Language practice
- •Speaking
- •Writing
- •Unit 18. Goods and services Consumer durables and vice versa
- •Conspicuous Ameri-consumption:
- •Attacking the problem
- •Example:
- •Comprehension
- •Language practice
- •Speaking
- •Writing
- •Unit19. Doctor doctor Medicine
- •Moi first, doc
- •Doctors
- •Perfect Brit patients
- •The perfect Ameri-patient
- •Comprehension
- •Language practice
- •Speaking
- •Writing
- •Unit 20. Laws of the lands
- •Comprehension and language
- •Unit 21. Rumpole and the age of miracles (Film)
- •Unit 22. Judging a nation by its television Meet the Press: The media we deserve
- •Ameri-vision: You are what you watch
- •Brit-tv: They’re watching me
- •You are what you read
- •1. Brit tabloids are more explicit.
- •2. Brit papers declare political affiliations.
- •3. Yanks don’t have national newspapers.
- •Snigger Press
- •The international co-production deal: Brit-mogul meets Yank-mogul
- •The 8 commandments of international co-production
- •Comprehension
- •Language practice
- •Speaking
- •Writing
- •Unit 23. Good sport
- •Fair play
- •American football is:
- •Brit-footie is:
- •Comprehension
- •Language practice
- •Speaking
- •Unit 24. Oxford blues (Film)
- •Unit 25. Humour travels? Transatlantic laughs:
- •To be funny in America, you have to be:
- •To be funny in Britain, you have to:
- •Comprehension
- •Unit 28. One foot in the grave (Film)
- •Unit 29. East-enders (Film)
- •Unit 30. The final solution: or, whatreally counts
- •1. The Royal Family
- •2. The Pub
- •Double raspberry ripple to go
- •Appendix I The Special Relationship
- •Yanks (on brits)
- •Brits (on yanks)
- •Appendix II Glossary of us-uk equivalents
- •Glossary (and translation) of Anglo-American weather terms american
- •British
- •Appendix III The ones that don’t translate
- •Appendix IV The very, very best things in America
- •The best of British
- •Contents:
Other cosy things Brits do
1. Extol the amateur
Brits dislike anything too slick or professional, on the grounds that:
(a) it demands an appropriate response, and (b) indicates that someone has been breaking faith by Trying Hard. This is rather a betrayal of the Gents’ Agreement that ‘we don’t go for the throat, old chap, there’s room for everyone.’ Brits are disconcerted by evidence that, behind their backs, someone has been playing to win. Because competition of a serious, professional nature is frowned upon, Brits have invented cricket, where the real objective is breaking for tea and sandwiches.
2. Obstruct mPs
Parliament is still seen by many as an adventure playground for adults with time on their hands and independent means. Brits attempt to ensure that only benevolent duffers run for office by refusing to treat requirements seriously. For instance, they:
deprive back-benchers of a living wage.
deny them reasonable office facilities. (It is felt that they can work adequately two to a desk).
refuse funds for decent secretarial services. Parliamentary secs are often well-born young ladies whose derisory wages are subsidized by parental largesse. This arrangement underpins the entire British Parliamentary system.
3. Fill their national newspapers with ‘Around America’ columns
These are reports from a correspondent somewhere in the US, which invariably portray New York, or LA, or Texas as violent, anarchic and bizarre – (‘Houston Man Marries Snake’) – thus pandering to the UK reader’s (and editor’s) desire to see Britain as the last bastion of sanity in a flaky world. All very cosy. Stories pose the tacit proposition that social breakdown is the inevitable consequence of Not Being British.
4. Cultivate their gardens
Brit-Man is born with a unique, atavistic reflex, hitherto unrecorded by medical science. From birth, he has the ability to grasp a garden trowel. An allotment is a Brit’s ultimate expression of cosy amateurishness. His garden is the domaine of his soul, and not for the incursions of others. So he will mow his own lawn, saw branches off trees, dig, trim and sow ... even if he is wealthy enough to afford an army of gardeners. No one knows why. He claims that the exercise is good for him (though he wouldn’t dream of jogging, swimming, or taking any other kind) and so prunes and hoes to the point of coronary arrest.
In all this, he is cheered on by a Brit-wife born with an understanding of his need to dig. She knows that there’s something about gardening which is British, and ‘right’ – which is the same thing as cosy. Doesn’t matter what the interior of the house looks like, as long as the garden is ‘right’. Then, life is ‘right’, and Britain is ‘right’, and the threat of greenfly is the only blot on the horizon.
Comprehension
Exercise 1.Make up 6–8 multiple choice questions about the text to check comprehension.
Exercise 2.Sum up the main points of the chapter in your own words.
Language practice
Exercise 3.Give the meanings of the words, phrases and suffixes below, comment on their register and expressiveness and suggest synonyms of various degrees of formality. Think up appropriate contexts with them:
endearing, adj / to get the hang of sth. / to be up for grabs / to have miles (a long way) to go / hype, n / to have sth. on one’s hands / inert / duffer, n / largesse, n / to pander to smb., sth. / flakey / -ish, suffix
Exercise 4.Identify the cultural information in the text and comment on it. An up-to-date dictionary on language and culture or any reference book will help you do it better.Note: you are expected to be able to sort out factual information from the author’s emotional attitude and evaluation.
Exercise 5.What other language from the text would you like to select for intensive study and why?