- •К.В.Голубина
- •Introduction the cultural impact of a foreign text
- •Unit 1. Think global, speak local (Tape)
- •Unit 2. Basic brit-think and ameri-think
- •The most important things to know
- •1. I’m gonna live for ever
- •2. New is good
- •3. Never forget you’ve got a choice
- •4. Smart money
- •5. The consensus society
- •‘Them ‘n Us’
- •(Brian Walden The London Standard)
- •6. ‘Me-think’ vs. ‘We-think’
- •7. Good Guys and Bad Guys
- •Comprehension
- •Language practice
- •Speaking
- •Writing
- •Unit 3. Brits and yanks abroad
- •Amer-Executive
- •Ameri-wife
- •Brits on us hols ... A word of warning
- •A Brit goes Stateside
- •Mrs Brit
- •Brit groovettee
- •Us / uk guide to naffness-avoidance: What not to do in each other’s countries
- •Comprehension
- •Language practice
- •Shopping (uk)
- •Speaking
- •Writing
- •Unit 4. Strictly business
- •Succeeding in business
- •Intimidation and desks
- •Comprehension
- •Language practice
- •Speaking
- •Writing
- •Unit 5. Brits and yanks at home Home as backdrop
- •Home as bolt-hole (‘Don’t tell anyone I live here’)
- •1. For the affluent, aspirational, or upwardly mobile:
- •2. For everyone else:
- •Some like it hot
- •Brits on heat
- •Ordeal by water
- •Beddy-bye
- •American dreams
- •Closet needs
- •Comprhension
- •Language practice
- •Speaking
- •Writing
- •Unit 6. Going places (Film)
- •Unit 7. What do they aspire to? ‘Having It All’
- •Brit soap
- •Strike it rich
- •Success story Double standards
- •Nothing succeeds like success
- •Failure: Anglo-American excuses Making dramas out of crises
- •Delegating blame: ‘It’sa notta myfault!’
- •Bouncing back Recovery from adversity
- •Set-backs
- •Comprehension
- •Language practice
- •Speaking
- •Writing
- •The Neasden connection ... Place-names
- •Comprehension
- •Language practice
- •Writing
- •Unit 9. Patriotism (Multi-media support available)
- •Eco-chauvinism
- •Buy British:
- •Dollar allegiance … big bucks
- •Pound of flesh
- •Comprehension
- •Language practice
- •Speaking
- •Writing
- •Unit 10. The establishment
- •The Brit-Establishment includes anyone who:
- •It does not include such instruments of the Establishment as:
- •Amer-Establishment
- •America’s Haute-Establishment – Anyone who:
- •Comprehension
- •Language practice
- •Speaking
- •Writing
- •Unit 11. Yes, prime minister. The smoke screen (Film)
- •Unit 12. A better class of foreigner ‘Foreigner’
- •The foreign menace
- •British league-table of foreigners (reading from most to least reliable)
- •Comprehension
- •Language practice
- •Speaking
- •Writing
- •Unit 13. Class The thorny question of Class Gotta Lotta Class
- •If you are a Brit, you will vote Labour if:
- •If you are a Brit, you will vote Conservative if:
- •If you are a Brit, you will vote Liberal, sdp, or sdp-Lib. Alliance if:
- •Class Act
- •Comprehension
- •Language practice
- •Speaking
- •Writing
- •Unit 14. Only fools and horses (Film)
- •Unit 15. The food connection
- •Eating in Britain: Things that confuse American tourists
- •The importance of sharing
- •Brit guide to Ameri-portions
- •British/american food
- •Unit 17. The importance of being cute
- •Other cosy things Brits do
- •1. Extol the amateur
- •2. Obstruct mPs
- •3. Fill their national newspapers with ‘Around America’ columns
- •4. Cultivate their gardens
- •Comprehension
- •Language practice
- •Speaking
- •Writing
- •Unit 18. Goods and services Consumer durables and vice versa
- •Conspicuous Ameri-consumption:
- •Attacking the problem
- •Example:
- •Comprehension
- •Language practice
- •Speaking
- •Writing
- •Unit19. Doctor doctor Medicine
- •Moi first, doc
- •Doctors
- •Perfect Brit patients
- •The perfect Ameri-patient
- •Comprehension
- •Language practice
- •Speaking
- •Writing
- •Unit 20. Laws of the lands
- •Comprehension and language
- •Unit 21. Rumpole and the age of miracles (Film)
- •Unit 22. Judging a nation by its television Meet the Press: The media we deserve
- •Ameri-vision: You are what you watch
- •Brit-tv: They’re watching me
- •You are what you read
- •1. Brit tabloids are more explicit.
- •2. Brit papers declare political affiliations.
- •3. Yanks don’t have national newspapers.
- •Snigger Press
- •The international co-production deal: Brit-mogul meets Yank-mogul
- •The 8 commandments of international co-production
- •Comprehension
- •Language practice
- •Speaking
- •Writing
- •Unit 23. Good sport
- •Fair play
- •American football is:
- •Brit-footie is:
- •Comprehension
- •Language practice
- •Speaking
- •Unit 24. Oxford blues (Film)
- •Unit 25. Humour travels? Transatlantic laughs:
- •To be funny in America, you have to be:
- •To be funny in Britain, you have to:
- •Comprehension
- •Unit 28. One foot in the grave (Film)
- •Unit 29. East-enders (Film)
- •Unit 30. The final solution: or, whatreally counts
- •1. The Royal Family
- •2. The Pub
- •Double raspberry ripple to go
- •Appendix I The Special Relationship
- •Yanks (on brits)
- •Brits (on yanks)
- •Appendix II Glossary of us-uk equivalents
- •Glossary (and translation) of Anglo-American weather terms american
- •British
- •Appendix III The ones that don’t translate
- •Appendix IV The very, very best things in America
- •The best of British
- •Contents:
Double raspberry ripple to go
AMERI-THINK:Americans, for all their affluence and the distractions it can bring, know what really counts. ICE CREAM. It’s mocha-chip (and peppermint crunch) that binds the nation together. Fail to appreciate this, and you’ve missed out on the quintessence of Americulture. Ice cream is the Great Leveller ... the Yank version of pubs. It is the fixed point in an otherwise mobile society, guaranteed to give pleasure to all. Americans will drive 100 miles for the ultimate cone. Don’t ask why. Debates about the MX missile are taken no more seriously than where you can find the best coffee flavour in Los Angeles. It’s the American way of saying that, at bottom, stripped bare of affectation, they know what life is about – and you can always appeal to them successfully on that level. Understand this, and you’ve gone a long way to zeroing in on Ameri-think. So, pack your ‘I♥NY’ T-shirt and your LA address book, and prepare for fun. Don’t worry about a thing. If you can’t get to grips with the Great American Dream, you can fall back on the Great American Cream. Mint chip is nice.
Exercise. Sum up the main points of the text using the words and phrases below:
to make it through the morning / to grab a ‘quick one’ / a nip down to the local for ‘last orders’ at 11.00. / get to grips / blow the cash / zero in on.
Appendix I The Special Relationship
Things Yanks will never understand about Brits, and vice versa
Yanks (on brits)
Aren’t they cold?
What’s a stone, and how many make a person? Can you wear one in a ring?
Who invented the toast-rack? Is there a national preference for hard, cold toast?
Have they thought of selling electrical appliances complete with plugs?
Why do they make their summer travel arrangements in January? How do they know they’ll live ‘til July?
What’s a diary? Did Anne Frank have one? Why do women like them full, and businessmen like them empty?
Do they throw you out of the country if you don’t have net curtains?
Why do they write to say they’ll phone, then ‘phone, then write to confirm the call?
What’s the point of ‘queuing up’ at railway stations in order to get on trains?
Why is it called a ‘Bank Holiday’ when the whole nation wants to travel, and so British Rail closes down?
What’s the great attraction of baked beans without the hot dogs?
Don’t they feel the lumps in the mattresses?
Brits (on yanks)
Why are all American women ‘interior decorators’ – except the ones who are real estate brokers?
Why do they buy six of everything they like?
Why do they see at least three doctors every time they get sick?
What is the recreative value of returning merchandise to shops?
Can’t they think of better ways to spend an evening than driving 30 miles for ice cream?
What’s the point of calling taxi drivers ‘sir’?
Why do they plan everything at the last minute, then want it now?
What’s the secret of the national obsession with Fib-fax?
Will anything persuade them to answer letters and return calls?
Why do they think bread tastes better if you put a hole in the middle, and call it a bagel?
How come staff in American restaurants only tell you to ‘have a nice day’ when it’s time to leave a tip?
Why do even little old ladies chew gum?