I love our new job.

Just then, there's a knock at the door. They snap into action.

They stand at each side of the double doors, looking through

the peepholes. They see Rocco on the other side dressed as a

hotel employee. He wears a polyester shirt with gold trim

and a name tag that reads Jaffar. He has a good cart in front

of him.

They look at each other and grin. Murphy nods. As they open

the door, Murphy grabs the food cart and pulls it in.

Connor seizes the mortified Rocco and pulls him in, slamming

the door shut behind him. They run, dragging him and then

throw him in the midst of the bodies. They put their guns

right in his face.

ROCCO

Oh, God! Don't kill me! We're on the

same side! The boss musta sent you

in as back up, huh? Oh, shit, please!

I'm Rocco. I'm the funny man.

(almost crying)

They call me the funny fuckin' man!

CONNOR

(attempting to hide

accent)

Where's your gun?

ROCCO

Chest pocket.

(they take it)

Shit!

CONNOR

This is a six-shooter.

MURPHY

(hiding accent)

Nine bodies.

CONNOR

Oh, you're good. What were you gonna

do? Laugh the last three to death,

funny man?

ROCCO

Poppa Joe said there was only two.

In and out.

(trying to make friends)

Boy, you guys sure did a good job.

You're good, huh? Cool masks. Where'd

you get them?

CONNOR

Let's do him right here.

MURPHY

Right now.

ROCCO

(screaming like a

baby)

Don't kill me. Oh shit, please no.

I'm Rocco. I'm the funny man!... the

funny man... the funny.

The boys put their faces close to his and demask. They start

laughing but Rocco just lays there, wide-eyed, in shock.

They boys saunter to the bar. Rocco takes a long beat.

ROCCO

What did you do?! Fuckin'... what

the fuckin' fuck! Who the fuck, fucked

this fuckin'? fuck. How did you two

fuckin', fucks?......... FUCK!!!

CONNOR

Certainly illustrates the diversity

of the word.

The brothers laugh.

ROCCO

What the fuck are you doing here?

What, huh!? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? ANSWERS!

I WANT FUCKIN' ANSWERS!

CONNOR

(slaps his face)

Get a hold of yourself, man.

Rocco is silent and surprised. Murphy, also surprised, looks

at Rocco. All is quiet.

MURPHY

Yeah, get a hold of yourself.

Murphy jokingly slaps Rocco a second time. Rocco instantly

jumps on Murphy, cursing and punching. The brothers burst

into laughter as they subdue Rocco. As he calms down, they

release him.

CONNOR

Listen, we gotta get outta here now.

We'll take separate exits and meet

at Rocco's.

Murphy puts the two suitcases in his duffle bag and the two

brush by Rocco who is still unsatisfied with his explanation.

ROCCO

Fuck!

BACK TO PRESENT INT. ROCCO'S APARTMENT NIGHT

Rocco has removed his hotel jacket.

ROCCO

Anybody you think is evil?

CONNOR

Yes.

ROCCO

Don't you think that's a little

psycho? A little weird?

CONNOR

Weird, huh?... Know what I think is

weird? Decent men with loving families

go home every day after work. They

turn on the news and see rapists,

murderers, and child molesters all

getting out of prison.

MURPHY

Mafiosos getting caught with 20 kilos

and walkin' on bail the same day.

CONNOR

Little girls catchin' stray bullets