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- Isn't it beautiful?

- Yeah.

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- It's kind of old.

- I think it's perfect.

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I can't wait to take lessons again.

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- Can you play anything now?

- "Heart and Soul" and "Chopsticks."

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Oh!

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Wait, wait, wait. Let's see...

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<i>Good night, my someone</i>

<i>Good night</i>

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That's from <b><i>T</i></b><i>he Music Man.</i>

My mom sang that to us all the time.

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<i>Sleep tight, my someone</i>

<i>Sleep tight</i>

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<i>My lo... Lo... L...</i>

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Lo...

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- I can never get that note right.

- Tell me about it.

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<b><i>T</i></b><i>rue love can be whispered</i>

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<i>From heart to heart</i>

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<i>When lovers are parted</i>

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<b><i>T</i></b><i>hey say</i>

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<i>But I must depend...</i>

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<i>... on a wish and a star</i>

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<i>As long as my heart...</i>

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<i>... doesn 't know who you are</i>

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This is a sad song.

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It's about a lady who's got nobody,

so she sings to an imaginary someone.

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- It's about a lady who's...

- Just like us.

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- I hate pianos.

- Maybe I can sell it.

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VONDA SINGS:

<i>I've been down this road</i>

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The Promise

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<i>Walking the line</i>

<b><i>T</i></b><i>hat's painted by pride</i>

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<i>And I have made mistakes in my life</i>

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<b><i>T</i></b><i>hat I just can 't hide</i>

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<i>Oh, I believe I am ready</i>

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<i>For what love has to bring</i>

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<i>I got myself together</i>

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<i>Now I'm ready to sing</i>

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<i>I've been searching my soul tonight</i>

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<i>I know there's so much more to life</i>

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<i>Now I know I can shine a light</i>

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<b><i>T</i></b><i>o find my way back home</i>

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<i>Oh, baby, yeah</i>

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<i>Oh, yeah</i>

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Get an injunction so

they can't sell ice cream?

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How can I attach the real estate?

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They don't expect to win,

just that we be aggressive.

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Aggressive we'll be. Harry Pippin's

opposing, so be ready when he comes.

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- Who's Harry Pippin?

- Fat.

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Moves like continental drift.

They move his case to the top.

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- What do you mean?

- Because of his condition...

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...the judges don't punish

him for being late.

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He comes in arguing his case,

so when he enters, you jump in.

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- Thank you.

- Pleasure.

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[JOHN HUMS]

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New client, Sandra Winchell, F.O.W.

I promised we'd help.

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- What's F.O. W?

RICHARD: Friend of Whipper.

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Arrested for prostitution.

A conviction means jail.

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John, you've visited

the subject matter...

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The Whip has cracked.

Conjugals could be at stake.

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- I'll meet with her.

- Great.

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I'd like you to second chair.

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That prudism you waft could

benefit us. Teamwork.

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- Richard!

- The glitch:

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She fired her old lawyer.

Trial's today.

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- What?

- New counsel, you'll get a continuance.

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- Can't John file for it?

- I don't do criminal motion practice.

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- Why not?

RICHARD: You'll be there anyway...

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...on the ice cream case...

Whoa. Whoa.

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Hi.

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- What have you got for me today?

- Hi.

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Oh, please.

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She almost asked me a question.

I said, "Don't spoil it."

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- I want no audio attached to her.

- What year is this?

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- This is not a time for words.

- Not a time for words?

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Give them law degrees,

dress them up, but in the end?

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- Neanderthals!

- Come on, Ally.

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You can't blame us

for looking at that.

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Can't blame you for looking...?

For acting like...?

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Are they playing a prank on me?

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That is nature at its best out there.

Richard Kiley should narrate her.

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She's stupid, and soon

gravity will get her.

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Come on, boys club. Free that hooker.

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RENEE: I get vice cases.

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I've convicted your client.

Have you met her?

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No, but she's Whipper's friend.

So will you agree to the continuance?

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Yes, yeah.

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I have to wait here till my

ice cream case...

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I will cover you.

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No likelihood of success

on the merits.

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Court has affidavits,

financial statements.

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- My client can satisfy any judgment.

- That's Pippin, my ice cream case.

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Ally McBeal for the plaintiff!

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In 15 years of law

I haven't been so shocked.

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- I'm denying the plaintiff's motion.

- Thank you.

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Move for costs, attorney's fees

and sanctions...

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...abuse of process,

frivolous prosecution, Rule 11.

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- It's shocking.

- You lose on that.

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- Sorry to hear that, Your Honor.

- But...

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The defendant is far

from judgment-proof.

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I can't attach property

no matter the merits. We're done.

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Ally McBeal,

counsel for the plaintiff.

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- Nice to meet you.

- I was hoping...

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...we could settle. It's silly,

two ice cream chains fighting.

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We want your guy to

not call his store Mike's.

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- That's his name.

- I understand...

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...but he sold the franchise as Mike's

and calls his new chain Mike's.

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What my client feels he paid

for is the trademark name Mike's.

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You see, that asset is devalued if...

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Are you all right? Mr. Pippin?

Oh, my God, Mr. Pippin!

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ALLY:

Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

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- Somebody call 911!

MAN: I've got a cell phone.

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ALLY:

Oh, God.

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MAN:

Did he hit his head?

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Oh, God. Okay, here we go.

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Come on, Mr. Pippin, come on!

Breathe, just breathe!

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Okay, okay.

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WOMAN: He's breathing!

MAN: Check his pulse.

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You saved his life.

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Not before he ate a Spanish omelet.

God, the onions!

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- Is my skin breaking out?

- Not yet. Are you okay?

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- Yeah.

- We'd better go.

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Our prostitution case is up

in two minutes. Are you okay?

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- Fine.

- Okay.

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23222,

Commonwealth vs. Sandra Winchell.

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In as much as I've

just been retained...

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...I request additional time

to prepare my defense.

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- Excuse me?

- I know a stall when I see one.

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- The D.A. Doesn't oppose continuance.

- I didn't ask.

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That the D.A. Is for it is a

reason for me to be against it.

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I just got...

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She should've fired her lawyer

before voir dire.

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We have a jury.

She had three prior continuances.

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- It says "no further continuances."

- Your Honor...

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Shush!

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Shush?

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Say "ready for trial"...

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...or I schedule it in

a year and revoke bail.

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- You can't do that!

- Ready for trial or no bail.

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- In the interest of justice...

- I didn't ask.

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Ready or not?

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Ready.

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Today?

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She's had it continued up the wazoo,

and the judge finally had enough.

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This troubles me.

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Otherwise he'd revoke bail

and have it continued for a year.

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We were kind of stuck.

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You have any ideas?

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Have I bored you?

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- Let's proceed.

- With the trial?

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Yes.

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- Today?

- Yes.

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ALLY: <i>Because you're insane?</i>

- Yes.

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I'll go gather myself.

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- Ms. McBeal?

- Yeah.

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I'm Angela Tharp,

Harry Pippin's fiancée.

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Oh! Oh, hey.

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- Is he okay?

- He's fine.

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It wasn't a heart attack, just angina.

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And we're getting married

on Friday and, well...

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...the doctor thinks it was nerves.

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- That's fantastic. He's okay?

- Yes, thanks to you.

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He did lose oxygen, so if

you hadn't have been there...

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I just came to tell you

how grateful I am.

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- I'm just glad that I could help.

- Oh, you've helped.

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He's...

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He's the best thing

that ever happened to me.

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Well, I think I'm here because

you kind of saved my life too.

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That's sweet.

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- Can I give you a hug?

- Sure.

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[ALLY'S SPINE CRACKS]

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- Oh, my God, I've broken you!

- No, I'm fine.

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- I feel terrible!

- No, I pop out of alignment easily.

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- It's me, it's me.

- Actually, I can fix that.

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I'm not a chiropractor,

but I work for one.

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I think I'm really okay.

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- It's right down here by the L-5.

- I'm really...

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...okay.

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- Better?

- Yeah, yeah, much.

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Thanks.

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I'm just gonna sit...

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...here for a second.

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On the floor?

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Yeah, I love the floor.

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- Will you come to the wedding?

- Sure.

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Great. It's Friday, 6:00.

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Great.

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See you then.

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See you then.

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Bye.

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ALLY: <i>Somebody's bound to come</i>

<i>in here and help me up.</i>

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- Shouldn't you be at the courthouse?

- I don't know how to defend this case.

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- Vigorously.

- Thank you, I'm clear now.

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- I can't even find John!

- It's a question of burden of...

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Proof.

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WOMAN:

Thanks.

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- Do you have anything?

- Just this.

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She can really increase

the blood flow, can't she?

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Don't you...

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What?

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The date cost $ 1000. Anything on

top of the escort would be more.

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What do you mean,

"On top of the escort"?

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- Sex. Sex was more.

- Did you pay more, Dr. Carpenter?

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Yes, we agreed upon $ 700

for missionary intercourse.

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And did the two of you...

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We began to. Then Special Agent

Mackleroy entered and intervened.

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- You were arrested?

- I was.

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Dr. Carpenter, your relations with

the defendant, it was sex for a fee?

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- That's correct.

- You're clear?

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I have the receipt.

I deduct it for stress therapy.

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I see. Thank you, sir.

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Mr. Cage?

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My name is John Cage.

How do you do, sir?

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Hi.

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I have no questions, Your Honor.

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<i>I fell into your open arms</i>

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<i>And I didn 't stand a chance</i>

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<i>Now listen, honey</i>

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GEORGIA: No cross?

- Nothing.

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He introduces himself

to the client and sits down!

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- Is he a kook?

- I don't know.

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He pours water. He unbuttons...

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- Never mind.

- What?

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It's about the case

and you are the enemy.

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You're talking about Cage,

I bet. He's a kook.

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Ally.

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Harry, what are you doing

out of the hospital?

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They released me. Your office

said I could find you here.

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- What's the matter?

- Could we talk in private?

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Maybe upstairs?

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Something is the matter, isn't it?

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One of my strengths as a trial lawyer

is I can size people up fast.

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I got a feeling about you.

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- What are you saying?

- I'm saying that...

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...in addition to being beautiful,

I can tell you are compassionate.

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And however remote the odds...

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...you can't win a raffle

if you don't buy a ticket.

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What are you saying?

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Do you think a person

such as yourself...

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...could ever become interested

in a person such as myself?

236

00:16:26,733 --> 00:16:31,932

Well, absolutely a person like me

could like somebody like you.

237

00:16:32,213 --> 00:16:34,044

Absolutely.

238

00:16:34,333 --> 00:16:37,530

Do you think you could ever

be interested in me?

239

00:16:38,253 --> 00:16:43,407

Well, um... Harry...

Um...

240

00:16:45,693 --> 00:16:47,923

Angela's a friend of mine.

241

00:16:48,893 --> 00:16:51,453

What I mean is I've met her.

242

00:16:51,653 --> 00:16:54,087

What I mean is you're

marrying her Friday.

243

00:16:54,613 --> 00:16:57,002

Yeah, I've come to reconsider that.

244

00:16:57,573 --> 00:16:59,006

Because of me?

245

00:17:00,213 --> 00:17:02,932

- I never had a kiss like that before.

- Oh, Harry, I...

246

00:17:04,013 --> 00:17:06,322

Don't get me wrong. I love Angela.

247

00:17:07,133 --> 00:17:08,532

It's...

248

00:17:09,293 --> 00:17:10,885

It's just...

249

00:17:12,613 --> 00:17:15,002

It's not a romantic love.

250

00:17:15,813 --> 00:17:18,611

We're good friends

with limited options.

251

00:17:19,093 --> 00:17:20,970

She's not in love with you?

252

00:17:21,173 --> 00:17:25,769

Actually, she is.

It's one of the reasons I...

253

00:17:25,973 --> 00:17:29,852

It's nice to have someone who

loves you. It's comfort, but...

254

00:17:30,053 --> 00:17:32,851

No, but what? Comfort is good.

255

00:17:33,773 --> 00:17:36,765

I'm not asking you

to declare yourself, but...

256

00:17:37,013 --> 00:17:41,723

...if you think you might have

the slightest inclination...

257

00:17:41,933 --> 00:17:47,132

...just to go out on a date to see

if there's a scintilla of a chance.

258

00:17:51,413 --> 00:17:53,973

I don't see the possibility.

259

00:17:58,013 --> 00:17:58,809

Okay.

260

00:18:02,613 --> 00:18:07,129

Like I said, you can't win the

raffle if you don't buy a ticket.

261

00:18:09,773 --> 00:18:11,331

I'll be leaving now.

262

00:18:12,133 --> 00:18:16,046

And I'll be out of

the room momentarily.

263

00:18:17,053 --> 00:18:17,849

Okay.

264

00:18:34,973 --> 00:18:36,804

You had to be honest.

265

00:18:37,013 --> 00:18:38,731

- Really?

- What would you do?

266

00:18:38,933 --> 00:18:42,403

Have him cancel his wedding,

take him out to be nice?

267

00:18:42,613 --> 00:18:46,401

- You should have seen him sag.

- Can I ask you something?

268

00:18:46,613 --> 00:18:49,764

Why did you dismiss

the idea of dating him?

269

00:18:50,013 --> 00:18:52,322

Well, he's...

270

00:18:54,373 --> 00:18:59,367

- I just didn't think he was my type.

- You ruled him out instantly on looks.

271

00:18:59,573 --> 00:19:01,689

- That's not true.

- How is it not?

272

00:19:01,893 --> 00:19:04,123

- You don't know him!

- I knew enough.

273

00:19:04,333 --> 00:19:05,607

I knew he was...

274

00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:08,610

...in questionable health.

275

00:19:08,813 --> 00:19:12,089

I get nervous around people

with heart conditions.

276

00:19:12,293 --> 00:19:16,844

Why do you lie to me?

Let's just admit the truth.

277

00:19:17,093 --> 00:19:20,972

You eliminated with an

eye-blink on looks alone!

278

00:19:21,213 --> 00:19:24,330

That is not...

It just isn't that simple.

279

00:19:26,133 --> 00:19:29,250

The thought of the

two of us on a date...

280

00:19:29,933 --> 00:19:32,731

ALLY: <i>You get a vision of how</i>

<i>the date might go.</i>

281

00:19:32,973 --> 00:19:38,127

<b><i>T</i></b><i>hen you say yes or no, and I just</i>

<i>couldn 't picture the two of us.</i>

282

00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:45,525

The sad thing is...

283

00:19:45,773 --> 00:19:50,403

...in a movie, we'd both be rooting

for the gal to date the guy.

284

00:19:53,813 --> 00:19:59,012

I used to be a lawyer. I worked

in a downtown firm for six years.

285

00:19:59,213 --> 00:20:01,602

- Which firm, ma'am?

- Cubbings and Gil.

286

00:20:01,813 --> 00:20:05,010

- You left to join the escort business?

- Yes.

287

00:20:05,213 --> 00:20:07,807

And the reason for your career change?

288

00:20:08,173 --> 00:20:12,325

I couldn't meet any interesting men,

at least not single men.

289

00:20:12,533 --> 00:20:16,606

The best ones, the most interesting,

they were all married.

290

00:20:16,813 --> 00:20:19,452

- They were asking me out.

- The married men?

291

00:20:19,653 --> 00:20:22,042

I should say they were asking me in.

292

00:20:22,253 --> 00:20:25,290

And this impelled a change

in your vocation?

293

00:20:25,973 --> 00:20:29,170

- In an odd way, yes.

- Could you elaborate?

294

00:20:29,413 --> 00:20:33,770

Well, married men, good men,

were always hitting on me.

295

00:20:33,973 --> 00:20:38,410

Every male friendship I've had,

whether it be a love for Dickens...

296

00:20:38,613 --> 00:20:43,562

...the symphony, similar upbringings,

whatever the basis for friendship...

297

00:20:43,773 --> 00:20:48,130

...they've almost always ended in

the men wanting to sleep with me.

298

00:20:48,573 --> 00:20:51,690

This drove you to the escort service?

299

00:20:51,893 --> 00:20:56,842

I concluded man as a species isn't

suitable for long-term partnership.

300

00:20:57,053 --> 00:20:58,725

Objection!

301

00:21:03,773 --> 00:21:07,083

- Withdrawn.

- No. The objection is sustained.

302

00:21:07,373 --> 00:21:09,603

I'm trying to make sense of this.

303

00:21:10,773 --> 00:21:13,845

You hate men,

so you became a call girl?

304

00:21:14,053 --> 00:21:17,284

I became cynical of

long-term relationships.

305

00:21:17,493 --> 00:21:20,610

Men stayed interested

for finite periods of time...

306

00:21:20,813 --> 00:21:23,725

...so I chose to engage

in finite relationships.

307

00:21:23,933 --> 00:21:26,493

I need to make a living,

so I get paid.

308

00:21:26,693 --> 00:21:29,161

What kind of message does this send?

309

00:21:29,373 --> 00:21:33,002

I'm not trying to send any message.

I've been discreet.

310

00:21:33,213 --> 00:21:37,365

- You only know because of my arrest.

- Let's be fair here...

311

00:21:37,573 --> 00:21:40,007

...you hardly lead a noble life.

312

00:21:40,213 --> 00:21:44,923

No. And I've never disappointed

anyone pretending to be noble.

313

00:21:45,613 --> 00:21:47,012

See the star witness?

314

00:21:47,213 --> 00:21:51,491

Doctor, community-minded,

on the school committee, soccer coach.

315

00:21:51,693 --> 00:21:56,813

He's noble. He also pays me with his

VISA to earn frequent flyer miles.

316

00:21:57,013 --> 00:22:00,608

One might say you trapped

him with your feminine wiles.

317

00:22:00,813 --> 00:22:04,488

Sure. But I didn't slither up

to him wearing perfume.

318

00:22:04,813 --> 00:22:07,725

He found me in the yellow pages.

319

00:22:10,733 --> 00:22:14,567

Sorry. The Commonwealth

sees the humor.

320

00:22:16,813 --> 00:22:18,326

ALLY:

<i>I don 't.</i>

321

00:22:21,333 --> 00:22:24,769

First time I saw a lawyer

object to her witness.

322

00:22:24,973 --> 00:22:29,091

Shut up. The things she said

about men and relationships...

323

00:22:29,293 --> 00:22:31,932

...you think a jury could buy that?

324

00:22:32,133 --> 00:22:34,931

You objected because

we almost buy into it.

325

00:22:35,133 --> 00:22:38,648

- We do not!

- Do we meet interesting, single men?

326

00:22:38,853 --> 00:22:41,890

We're lawyers.

All we meet are male attorneys.

327

00:22:42,093 --> 00:22:46,609

And that is a pathetic breed.

And I have yet to meet...

328

00:22:49,893 --> 00:22:50,689

John.

329

00:22:51,773 --> 00:22:53,286

Here is the exception.

330

00:22:53,493 --> 00:22:56,212

Why are you lunching with the D.A.?

331

00:22:56,413 --> 00:23:00,167

- Renee and I live together.

- It's come to that. No men.

332

00:23:01,373 --> 00:23:06,401

We're in the middle of trial. It's

inappropriate to lunch with the D.A.

333

00:23:10,733 --> 00:23:11,529

Ally.

334

00:23:12,213 --> 00:23:15,011

Harry Pippin is making his approach.

335

00:23:24,693 --> 00:23:26,206

What brings you here?

336

00:23:27,493 --> 00:23:30,405

Just thought I'd pop in and say hi.

337

00:23:31,813 --> 00:23:33,371

I talked to my client.

338

00:23:33,853 --> 00:23:37,084

They'll change the name

of the ice cream franchise...

339

00:23:37,293 --> 00:23:42,208

...if your client is willing to waive

the anti-compete clause in Cambridge.

340

00:23:42,693 --> 00:23:46,606

Well, that sounds like

we could make it work.

341

00:23:47,293 --> 00:23:49,409

- Great.

- Great.

342

00:23:50,973 --> 00:23:53,009

ELAINE:

Door. Snappish.

343

00:23:53,293 --> 00:23:54,612

So, um...

344

00:23:57,373 --> 00:23:58,647

Anything else?

345

00:23:59,693 --> 00:24:03,163

I came to apologize for

the time that I came before.

346

00:24:03,373 --> 00:24:06,490

- That's okay.

- And I know Angela was here.

347

00:24:09,053 --> 00:24:12,887

I feel like I put you on

and in a spot, and it wasn't fair.

348

00:24:13,093 --> 00:24:17,006

Oh, it's okay. I was flattered.

349

00:24:20,293 --> 00:24:21,169

Look, Ally...

350

00:24:22,613 --> 00:24:26,322

Don't take this the wrong way.

I'm not courting you but...

351

00:24:26,853 --> 00:24:28,286

But what?

352

00:24:29,893 --> 00:24:33,249

You know how I get

a feeling about people?

353

00:24:33,453 --> 00:24:37,002

I get the sense that you're

kind of the romantic type.

354

00:24:37,213 --> 00:24:39,773

- Well...

- I'm not going your way with this.

355

00:24:39,973 --> 00:24:43,966

You don't have to be concerned.

I just came for some advice.

356

00:24:44,173 --> 00:24:47,006

- Your advice.

- Okay.

357

00:24:48,613 --> 00:24:51,810

You know what I said

earlier about Angela?

358

00:24:52,133 --> 00:24:55,762

I do love her. Very much.

359

00:24:55,973 --> 00:24:59,204

She'll be a great mother,

and I want kids.

360

00:24:59,413 --> 00:25:03,008

But it's like love

out of appreciation.

361

00:25:03,213 --> 00:25:04,931

And maybe convenience.

362

00:25:06,693 --> 00:25:09,605

She's never made my heart bounce.

363

00:25:10,573 --> 00:25:13,804

And sexually,

I don't even think of her during...

364

00:25:14,613 --> 00:25:17,810

I guess what I'm trying

to ask you is...

365

00:25:18,173 --> 00:25:22,371

...do you think it's wrong for

a person to marry another person...

366

00:25:22,573 --> 00:25:27,249

...not because she's the one,

but because she's the only?

367

00:25:29,613 --> 00:25:33,606

You know I can't tell you

whether you should marry Angela.

368

00:25:39,093 --> 00:25:42,403

You know, I just got this piano.

369

00:25:44,293 --> 00:25:48,923

And sometimes I sing the song called,

"Goodnight, My Someone."

370

00:25:49,173 --> 00:25:51,403

And it's about...

371

00:25:51,773 --> 00:25:55,812

Basically it's a love song

to somebody that you've never met...

372

00:25:56,013 --> 00:25:58,811

...but you know is out there.

373

00:25:59,373 --> 00:26:04,288

I mean, we make so few promises

to ourselves as we grow up.

374

00:26:04,493 --> 00:26:09,692

One of them is that we walk down

the aisle with somebody we love.

375

00:26:12,413 --> 00:26:14,802

Somebody who does...

376

00:26:15,453 --> 00:26:18,206

...make your heart bounce, I guess.

377

00:26:18,973 --> 00:26:22,966

There are some promises

that I think we just have to keep.

378

00:26:33,893 --> 00:26:37,772

I come to you because you're

the designated sensitive male.

379

00:26:37,973 --> 00:26:40,692

- I beg your pardon?

- The mail-room girl.

380

00:26:40,893 --> 00:26:44,442

The one who saunters about

with her ample bosom?

381

00:26:44,653 --> 00:26:48,532

- What about her?

- The women don't like the gawk-fest.

382

00:26:48,733 --> 00:26:50,724

We feel her continued presence...

383

00:26:50,933 --> 00:26:55,449

...together with the reactions,

add to a hostile working environment.

384

00:26:55,653 --> 00:26:57,689

We sure don't want to file, but...

385

00:26:57,893 --> 00:27:01,852

It's probably best she doesn't make

deliveries here anymore.

386

00:27:02,053 --> 00:27:03,088

Whoa, whoa!

387

00:27:04,453 --> 00:27:09,208

As the designated sensitive male,

maybe you should speak to Richard.

388

00:27:13,253 --> 00:27:17,007

This isn't about the mating habits

of the male species.

389

00:27:17,213 --> 00:27:19,647

It's about, "Did she break the law?"

390

00:27:19,853 --> 00:27:22,970

The law says sex for money is a crime.

391

00:27:23,173 --> 00:27:25,528

Sitting over there is a prostitute.

392

00:27:25,973 --> 00:27:28,009

Proud and rich, I grant you.

393

00:27:28,213 --> 00:27:32,684

But still a person

who gives sex for a fee.

394

00:27:33,853 --> 00:27:37,448

That's a crime. You all know it.

395

00:27:44,293 --> 00:27:46,204

Mr. Cage?

396

00:28:19,013 --> 00:28:21,891

Hypocrisy troubles me greatly.

397

00:28:24,293 --> 00:28:29,083

Today's biggest film actresses make

upwards of $ 10 million per picture.

398

00:28:29,293 --> 00:28:34,048

They only rise to that level

if they'll simulate sex acts on film.

399

00:28:34,293 --> 00:28:38,605

I say simulate.

That's merely for the intercourse.

400

00:28:38,813 --> 00:28:42,488

Kissing, nibbling on nipples,

tongues in ears and mouths...

401

00:28:42,693 --> 00:28:46,686

...groping of breasts and thighs,

hands on penises, groins...

402

00:28:46,893 --> 00:28:51,011

...that's real.

That's actually going on.

403

00:28:52,773 --> 00:28:57,403

These actresses may say they do it

for some redeeming social value.

404

00:28:58,093 --> 00:29:00,402

Well, that and a million bucks.

405

00:29:02,773 --> 00:29:05,207

It happens at lesser levels.

406

00:29:06,413 --> 00:29:10,247

Women employees sometimes

gratify their male superiors...

407

00:29:10,453 --> 00:29:13,843

...in hopes that a promotion ensues.

It's not noble...

408

00:29:14,053 --> 00:29:17,602

...but it happens. Sometimes.

409

00:29:17,813 --> 00:29:19,804

We don't jail them.

410

00:29:20,133 --> 00:29:23,682

Many women don't consider

a man marriage material...

411

00:29:23,893 --> 00:29:27,681

...unless his income's in a

certain bracket. It happens.

412

00:29:27,893 --> 00:29:31,602

Women marry for money.

We don't jail them.

413

00:29:33,573 --> 00:29:36,212

The truth is...

414

00:29:36,413 --> 00:29:40,565

...sex has always been

a currency for women. Always.

415

00:29:42,253 --> 00:29:46,531

Though often at a quid pro-blurry-quo,

my client was honest.

416

00:29:46,813 --> 00:29:50,931

She told the truth.

To that man and to you.

417

00:30:03,093 --> 00:30:07,723

I apologize. Hypocrisy always

gives me such pause.

418

00:30:10,493 --> 00:30:12,609

Let's all take a moment.

419

00:30:27,853 --> 00:30:29,650

It's not that you didn't...

420

00:30:29,853 --> 00:30:33,482

Holding all thoughts till

the verdict lends perspective.

421

00:30:33,893 --> 00:30:36,009

Perspective bogs me down.

422

00:30:40,013 --> 00:30:43,972

Do you personally subscribe

to everything in your closing?

423

00:30:44,773 --> 00:30:48,083

You mean about

hypocrisy giving me pause?

424

00:30:48,653 --> 00:30:53,807

No, no. About how acceptable it is

for women to use sex as currency.

425

00:30:54,413 --> 00:30:57,246

- Did I say "acceptable"?

- Yes.

426

00:30:59,253 --> 00:31:04,088

You basically argued that a little

prostitution, "What's the big deal?"

427

00:31:04,293 --> 00:31:09,003

And at some level,

all women sell sex to get ahead.

428

00:31:09,213 --> 00:31:12,091

If you probe both

yourself and the situation...

429

00:31:12,293 --> 00:31:15,046

...there's a reason I argued that.

- Which is?

430

00:31:15,813 --> 00:31:17,292

I was paid to.

431

00:31:22,093 --> 00:31:23,492

That was a Fishism.

432

00:31:26,973 --> 00:31:30,170

- Excuse me.

- Angela.

433

00:31:30,573 --> 00:31:32,803

He called off the wedding.

434

00:31:34,293 --> 00:31:38,411

- He did?

- What you said made an impression.

435

00:31:39,693 --> 00:31:43,606

He decided he should hold out