Episode 7

- It's really crazy. The hall, the dress, the food. I had no idea how expensive this was.

- Yeah, it is really pricey. I _____________ when I first heard the numbers.

- So, what did you two do about it?

- It was pretty simple, actually. I came up with some ______-_______ solutions, wrote out a list and Monica told me to go to hell.

- So I think I'm just about done here. Unless you have any bad stuff hidden somewhere, like porn or cigarettes?

- What? No.

- Chandler.

- I don't, and I'm offended by the _____________.

- All right, if you must know, I had a _____________ _____________ incident when I was little.

- Seriously?

- Yes. I was 4 years old. And I was on the _________ and then all of a sudden my hair got tangled in the chain. And to get me out, my mom had to cut a big __________ of my hair. And it was uneven for weeks.

- Okay. Okay. Here we go. Here we go. Stand up straight. Big smile.

- Hello. Is this the _____________ residence?

- I'm sorry. I can't imagine giving up my one wedding day like that.

- Well, we're different. I don't care about having a huge party. This is really nice for you, but. Oh, please. I put this on and I just look like… Well, _____.

- Where you gonna do it?

- City Hall.

- Oh, that sounds nice. I was just there for _____________ duty. They've really _____________ that place ______.

- Okay, careful. Okay. She's smiling. Look at that, she does like it.

- See, I told you.

- Oh, my God. Look at her, she's a little _____________.

- Hey, it's none of my business. Besides, this is probably a good thing. We've really been spoiling the children, what with all the food and warm clothing.

- That's not fair. A person's wedding is important. And especially to me. I didn't have a graduation party. And I didn't go to _____________. And I spent my __________ ___ being chased around a _________ yard by an escaped mental patient who, in his own words, wanted to: "Kill me, or whatever." So I deserve a real celebration. And I'm not gonna let some _____________ little man make me feel badly about it.

- She could've been talking about either one of us.

- Your place is just lovely.

- Thank you.

- Yes, this building does have a _____________, family feel to it.

- You never told me about that guy and your _________ ____. I'm sorry about that.

- Oh, it ended okay. One of my friends __________ him.

- At least you'll get a proper wedding. You really deserve that.

- Yeah, I really do. You know, I had nothing growing up. Just like the kids I took the money from.

- No. No, no. I see where this is going. Don't make me go back there.

- Look, I can't have a wedding with this money now. It's _________.

- Fine, we'll give the money back.

- So that was the baby's room. What room should we see next?

- Any room that isn't behind this couch.

- Some people don't ______ him, but I think he's really funny.

- Well, maybe I'm wrong. I'm sorry.

- Hey, too late for apologies. Okay? You broke my heart. Do you know how many women I had to sleep with to _________ _________ you?

- We're back.

- Are you here to take more money? Because I think what you're looking for is an _________.

- No, no, we're here to give the money back.

- Yeah. Because you know what? It's all about the children. Although it's also about the wedding. All right, here. No. Oh, God.

- If I haven't said so already, sir, congratulations.

- Okay, look, enough, all right? I'm _________ _____ and _________ my _______ _______. As your future husband, I'm gonna make this decision for us.

Episode 8

- That don't sound like you. That's Monica talking!

- No, no, we made this decision together!

- She's _______________ words in your _______________!

- Not you _______________words in peoples' _______________, you put turkey in peoples' _______________.

- Oh… Pheobe, all babies are beautiful!

- Oh, okay.

- Phoebe, just the idea of _______________one baby against another, I mean you know in judging who is cuter, just for a _______________?

- And a thousand dollars.

- It's something I am very interested in! Oh, please, do not tell Ross. He still believes that what's on the inside is important. Okay. And Emma needs a _______________ _______________ for the competition. Where am I gonna get a _______________ _______________ on Thanksgiving?

- Well, I was thinking…

- Take the clothes off Joey's Cabbage _______________ Kid!

- Okay, let's see. The turkey is in the oven, the _______________ is ready.

- You know, you always cook this meal all by yourself. Let me help this year.

- Oh, Chandler, that's sweet! But you don't have to do everything Dr. Phil tells you to do.

- I am serious, just le me do something. Not the turkey or the stuffing, nothing _______________-_______________.

- Let me see... Oh, the cranberry sauce! It's easy, and normally no one cares about it!

- But you can't leave now. There was this one baby Haley who has been _______________ to win to win but he got _______________, he has to stay home. This competition just _______________ _______________ _______________, folks!

- Phoebe, it's just too weird. I just saw a 1-year-old running around with _______________ on.

- Oh, I know. We should've been more prepared.

- Phoebe, you have to calm down.

- Okay. Rachel, the hottest babies in the ______-__________ area are in this room right now. I overheard one of the judges say that not one of them _______________ a _______________ to Emma.

- I can't believe Chandler's missing this.

- I'm sorry he's not here. But I gotta say, I am really enjoying nacho chair.

- Yeah, I'd probably enjoy it more if you didn't keep _______________ my hand _______________.

- Yeah!

- These seats are great.

- Nobody's here? Monica's gonna kill us.

- Yeah, where were you?

- Well…

- Yeah, what's with the trophy?

- Well, we were at a _______________ _______________.

- And I won.

- You won an adult Thanksgiving Day ___________ ___________?

- Yes. Y-E-S. Yes.

- Let me see this. "Grand Supreme Little Darling, New York Division"?

- That's me.

- You entered Emma in a beauty _______________?

- And it looks like she put makeup on her.

- Everything's so distorted. It looks like Joey has a giant hand. That says "Rangers" on it. They went to the game.

- Oh, they are _____ for a _______________ of pain.

- Ross' shirt is torn.

- They're late and they're _______________.

- We could say that Monica told us 5:00, not 4:00. That way we're right on time. Or we could plant _______________ in the apartment and call the _______________ on her.

- That would be a good way to get rid of all the _______________ we have lying around.

- Well, let's just go in there and face them.

- I'm not going in first. I bet that _______________ on Monica's forehead is _______________ like crazy.

- I hate that thing. It's like a _______________ of _______________.

- Oh, hey, I have an idea! Why don't we play _______________, _______________, _______________, and whoever loses, goes in first.

- All right, I'm in.

- Monica put something in our oven this morning.

- You touch that, and you will be sorry!

- Guys, I'd listen to her. The vein is bigger than I've ever seen it!

- Oh, my God, it's _______________ _______________!

- That's worse than no food.

- All you got was Monica's _______________ _______________ _______________.

- It's too late for apologies.

- Fine, let's just go. I don't need your stupid dinner.

- That would be a lot more convincing if you weren't _______________.

- I'm stuck.

- Joey, that is not gonna work.

- No, seriously. I'm really _______________in here.

- I'll pull you through.

- To Monica and Chandler and that _______________-____ girl in Ohio.

- I'm just so happy you guys are finally getting a kid.

- I know.

- Have you considered _______________?